first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.

"That chick. She must be 250 pounds! First to the food drop!"

by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006

First Time Sing-Along

The act, usually performed by an elderly person, of singing along to a song despite having only heard it for the first time as it plays.

Grandma: "hmmmm mmm mmmmm..."

Bystander: "Sounds like a first time sing-along to me."

by wardy99 September 1, 2011

First girl/boy Syndrome

Going head over heels and doing silly things for a boy/girl you just met because it's your first "real" relationship.

The First girl/boy Syndrome: Sticking with a less than fortunate chick (looks wise) because she's your first sexual partner

by Truth2012 October 16, 2012

first player syndrome

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.

A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.

by Do you voodoo magic June 4, 2017

First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM

TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.

by George Page-69 July 6, 2018

First Class

The best one on airplanes

Dude 1: “I went on first class yesterday”
Dude 2: “Whore”

by unfunny minecraft player February 4, 2020

revolving forsythe

a person who can't keep a job for very long.

John quit his job again; he is a revolving forsythe

by Ichero Tomioka November 7, 2003