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colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him
"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"
by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025
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colton loves feet

Colton Loves Feet (noun):
A remarkably amazing and undeniably handsome individual known for his bold self-expression, confident presence, and naturally charming personality. Distinguished by a warm demeanor, sharp wit, and effortless charisma, Colton Loves Feet embodies a unique blend of individuality and appeal that draws people in and leaves a lasting positive impression.
She described her friend as the Colton Loves Feet of their group, handsome, warm, and effortlessly charismatic.
by freaky colton lover 420 November 22, 2025
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Girls Feet

The Potential Of Female Feminine Soles has Truth within the shape of the foot as its build reflects the base of the Foundation Representing the Freedom of the Soul. Their is power in the Metatarsal just as A High Arch, Toes, High Heel, with tendons.

The Feet are a non binary Morph of Existential Reality that's Foundation exists within the reality as it is Based on with a Being as it reflects what it is as reality Itself, the Trademark within is on the Metatarsal, as the souls flow is in Truth through the High Heel of the Feet, and the Anchor of Energy as Freedom is through the ankle.

It is a Moving process as the life and multi level Being Relates as it shows the Domination as it is meaningful by a point of angle to be Divine as The layer of it is from a Dimensional level to be the way to The answer with all things. OverFlux

Foundation
Balance
"Oh My Love You are Pure In Being through Your Soul. In Existence Girls Feet.
by RealPureTruthofGirlsFeet November 30, 2025
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Linda’s lovely feet

Phrase referring to Linda Caicedo’s football skills, coined by Suzi Ruffell and Maisie Adam of Big Kick Energy.
Caicedo plays for Real Madrid and Columbia.
*Caicedo dribbles the ball* Oh look! Linda’s lovely feet!
by Nogginsoup January 3, 2026
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Ball Kicking Feet

A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.
Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually

Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?

Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?

Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024
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Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024
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sick yoga feet

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you
He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.
by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024
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