February 24th

National PushinP Day

Boy 1: Why are there so many boys in the bathroom?
Boy 2: It's February 24th.
Boy 3: It's National PushinP Day...

by FatherBirthMother February 23, 2022

February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 24, 2022

February 26

Draw a smiley face day. Draw a smiley face on something. Smiley doesn't always mean happy. It could also be an evil smiley face if you're good at drawing I guess.

"Why did you draw a smiley face on my hand?"
"Cause February 26 is Draw a Smiley Face day!"

by MaddyWillow February 26, 2022

february 28th

Slap your sister day.

Y/n: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Sister: No.
Y/n: It’s February 28th, slap your sister day!
*Slaps sister*

by Jdahsgs August 9, 2021

February 22

Anyone who is born on February 22 is a very kind hearted person and will litteritly die for you

Person 1: ahh I’m falling off a cliff
People born on February 22: I’ll die for you

by Watch out girl November 24, 2021

February 7

National Kick a Blonde named Marissa Day

You: "Hey Marissa it's February 7th"
Marissa: "yeah and?"
You *Kick*

by theguyyoumightknow December 5, 2021

february 3

On this day bailey will be granted eternal youth by sucking emilia’s giant shlong

bailey: it’s february 3 today y’know what that means ;)
emilia: why yes i do ;)))

by Emilia4987 October 15, 2019