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A fastabend's sandals
A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.
by Amundy90 December 9, 2015
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Fast Fex

When you are at a fast food drivethrough/inside, you have sex with your companion for all to see.
I just had Fast Fex with my mom.
by Coltonias June 20, 2016
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Fast And The Furious

A hyperactive/high person on coffee/chocolate/chocolate milk/alcohol/drugs with a furious libido/sex drive.
Person: Settle down, man how many chocolates or drinks have you had. You seem "Fast"! So hyperactive that I can't keep up with!

Hyperactive person: Yeah I feel "Fast".

Person: Furious as well?

Hyperactive person: What do you mean?

Person: How high is your libido, right now?

Hyperactive person: Very high.

Person: well there you go, your "furious", "Fast and The Furious".
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) May 30, 2016
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fast mouth

funneling off above normal levels of speech consistently. exacerbated or made worse by ability to switch languages. Usually happens after long times spent ranting on or following social media feeds.

Synonymous with popping off at the mouth or running off at the mouth. Many different cultures exude or export fast mouth: Examples Latino, African, Haitian,Caribbean Caucasians, New Jersey, New York. It can also be qualified as coherent thought patterns between two people who can casually switch languages, accents or elevate speeds to communicate.

sounds like rambling or coherent fast speech. Can also be an adjective in the realm of sales or anything telephone related.
*She fast mouthed me into agreeing with the plan*

*Jeremy used fast mouth to get the promotion*

* That french girl has a fast mouth ! She switched to English to close the deal*

*J'avoue qu'elle a fast mouth l'affaire! Great tickets quand même!

*I got the fast mouth from that operator*
by Bullfrogberries January 2, 2017
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fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017
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Fastfood Hotbox

When you roll all the windows up in a car after getting fast food in order to fully intake the smell of your food
It was such a nice day out, but when I got Wendy's you know i had that fastfood hotbox session before demolishing those fries at home.
by Doodoobutt69 February 19, 2017
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