Club Fucked

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.

"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"

by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

by Fed up July 1, 2018

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

fuckboy

Someone who pretends to be kind and sweet to get in your pants but turns out to be a douche.

Nick Moore is a total fuckboy! He's been playing boys for days.

by anonymousfag May 31, 2015

Fucj

A common mispelling of Fuck, caused by the fact that the letter J is next to K on a typical QWERTY keyboard, And that the user may not be quite a good a typist as they thought they were.

It may also be possible that the user is illiterate.

what a stupid Fucjer

by worzelgummidge June 12, 2008

For fucks sake

A mixture between for wtf and confusion, with a little bit of annoyance mixed in.

For fucks sake, Jim pull you damn penis out of my computer's floppy drive!

by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003