pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

Army of eggs

When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.

James bought bots to like and retweet his tweets:
There's an army of eggs under his posts.

by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016

Bacon and eggs

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017