Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Drop a Doughnut

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.

Do u know how to drop a Doughnut? Please plenty of fiber and vegetables

by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020

kick Ellie doughty day

You can kick and Ellie doughty from Wrexham on any day of November 👀 be careful Ellie your only from caia Park...

Ouch! Aha sorry but it's kick Ellie doughty day 🥳🥳

by Someone 👀👸🏼✨ November 4, 2020

Tossin’ a doughnut

In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.

Damn, Powermill’s tossin’ a doughnut!

by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020

Tossin’ a doughnut

In baseball, when the pitcher/defense does not let the opposing team score a run. Also known as a shutout.

Damn, Powermill’s tossin’ a doughnut!

by Chipdaddy6 November 6, 2020

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021