dickaround game

A dickaround game (sometimes spelled with a space after the k) is a game a narcissist plays to be purposely late. Did they promise to drop you off or pick you up from work at x time while your far is getting fixed? They don't have to get out of the car, they will be seen by nobody, but before they can drive 10 minutes to your work and back again, (all gas and time is comped) they have to get dressed up as if going to fancy dinner party, spend hours putting on makeup or "feeding the cats" hours before they're scheduled to be fed. If you bring up the fact that they are AT LEAST (I'm being way too unrealistic here here) 45 minutes late it's somehow your fault because you said "between 9:10 and 9:12" and that's not an EXACT time. The solution is to distance yourself from your mother or whatever other family member pulls this shit on you and find some friends who will help you as you help them.

Sorry Frank, I know I said I'd have my mom's truck here to help you move at 10, but she's playing dickaround games and has to style her hair before she can give me the key to the truck. Listen, I feel really bad, I guess I'll pay for a truck rental.

by idgaf187 January 5, 2022

Deckered VPUB

When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.

I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.

by Butt-Fer3000 March 11, 2022

dacker

the word dacker is the combination of 2 words the 2 words are daddy and sucker if you are dacker your megga sus and your inlove with your dad even tho he is probably hot

i want to be a dacker

by ejkvdkhcnd March 16, 2022

Dickeater

When someone is drawin' and they be all in your business and not knowing what happended. Someone whos always in your business knowing it ain't got shit to do with them

"Bro shut the fuck up you over here dick eaten like go somewhere with that shit bro"
he was in their business so they called him a dickeater

by wfceqfvqbfvbwr March 28, 2022

Dickel

$15 worth of weed. The combination of a dime bag ($10) and a nickel bag ($5).

"I dont have enough money for a dub, can I pick up a dickel?"

"I can roll up a whole dickel in that blunt"

"Whats up?"
"Just smokin' my dickel"

by manateebuttsexx February 16, 2022

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022