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Deckination

The need to walk between a person and the wall, or any other stationary object, such as a kitchen table or banister.
*Also works as a way to cut in front of someone in line for dinner.
"Sorry Bro, I have deckination.
by Rozebudz January 17, 2010
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Upper Decker

The Act of taking a shit in the Upper Tank of the toilet as a prank.
I JUST LEFT THEM A UPPER DECKER!!!
by DaddyFatSizzles April 14, 2011
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Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!
Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!
by Hammitch July 31, 2016
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National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school
Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok
by lil_day_day June 17, 2019
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Man On Deck

When you have a large bowel movement ready to emerge at any moment.
I can't have anal sex with you tonight because I have a man on deck.
by CindyDavis March 13, 2011
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on deck

About to have sex with someone.
Mark was on deck with Bill before Charlie beat him to first base.
by Kerl lozl August 8, 2004
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double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.
Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.
by porpoise September 29, 2005
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