His ai dave

A way to signal to someone that you have aids as "his ai Dave" is a anagram for I have auds

Person 1: hey bro did you hear His ai dave

Person 2: ohhh shit you should go see a doctor

by September 14, 2021

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd March 27, 2016

Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020

Daved

Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing

I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man

by Burdurboy05 March 9, 2020

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 19, 2021

Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back

A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"

by thegrapemane February 26, 2021