dallas liu

my boyfriend

thats my boyfriend!! dallas liu is quite literally my boyfriend

by hua yi chen April 14, 2024

Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.

Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”

by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024

dallas goodbye

Underachievement in critical moments; When an individual or team consistently falls short of expectations, despite having resources or talent to succeed.

Once again, the Cowboys have done the Dallas Goodbye, getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs.

by Razo December 29, 2024

Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are tou addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1: Diamond "Dallas" Paige Wilson: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Dallas

Hot greek like man, who's MY future husband. He's insane at fortnite and is incredibly talented at making fun of people. That's hot. He's hilarious and deserves all the best in life and deserves a wonderful life. He has racist problems, like it's crazy. He only deserves a Kristen in his life because it's a perfect match. Two haters loving each other is a powerful relationship. Short lumpy man with glasses, and yellow teeth

Damn my husband Dallas, is lumpy

by KRSITENWILSONDOANNNA March 3, 2025

Dallas

SIMP

He is just a dallas.

by STRAWBERRY_MILK_ROCKS June 22, 2025

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025