milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Cutting the Donut

A phrase that does not exist

Are we cutting the donut or what?

by An1on2ym3ou5 October 7, 2018

Blue Cheese Donut

Expired semen that has remained inside of someone’s rear.

“I was eating my girl’s booty and I found a blue cheese donut, man. I think she’s cheating on me!”

by WeweeSankido November 17, 2018

the cold powdered donut

When a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

Hey man, you ever done the powdered donut?

No. What is it?

Well it’s when a man takes his penis and puts it in cold water, then sticks it in powdered sugar. The man then inserts the sugar covered penis into an asshole(man/woman/anything) and proceedes to fuck the ass. Then he has to lick the sugar off the asshole to complete the cold powdered donut.

That sounds sick!!!

by LordGurtothy January 14, 2019

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 16, 2019