feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.

Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.

by JDiggity May 22, 2008

Donkey Punch

- punch to the back of the head during intercourse

- Its when you are doing a girl from behind and right before you are about to release your power puss you punch her in the back of the head. This makes her vagina tense up and squeezes your power puss from your flesh rocket.

"damn girl, i would like to donkey punch the shit out of you"

by Brandon T September 7, 2006

Donkey Punch

Manuever performed during the sexual act either anal, or Doggy style. It's when the male punches the female in the back of the head, or neck prior to orgasm. Therefore causing the females vaginal and anal muscles to constrict helping make a more intense orgasmic experience.

You pick up a hooker, and shes talking a lot, or just plain ugly... give her a donkey punch so you at least get your moneys worth!

by student body October 26, 2006

donkey punch

The end product from the wopatuli fermentation process whereby leftover wop from an all night drinking party is left unattended and contained on a back porch for a minimum of two weeks. The combination of elements, temperature, neighborhood dogs and adventuresome squirrels create both a more powerful and pungent brew.

I asked for donkey punch and got a wicked hangover.
Drink safely.

by trixie larue and bam bam annie September 20, 2008

donkers

said to a person who has just hiccuped

Mary said donkers over 20 times while John battled a horrible case of hiccups.

by Les Ashill August 25, 2008

Donkey Puncher

In gamming, the term Donkey Puncher is usually a reference to the largest caliber weapon on the battlefield.

That's it Im getting out the "Donkey Puncher"

by CURTKINERT February 11, 2009