parkinson's disease

The habit of stabing people.

Look at all the people you've stabbed, you've got parkinsons disease

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

Kerflunks Disease

A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.

Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease

by Woooooooooooooo July 8, 2006

socially transmitted disease

when someone blogs, tweets, status updates something that brings the viewer/reader out in a rash.

Blogger/Tweeter/Facebooker/G+er:
I used a gantt chart and allocated resource schedules to fit project task man-hours around the day-job.

Reader/Follower/Friend/G+er:
I came out in a rash reading that... thanks for the STD... (Socially Transmitted Disease).

by iamjonny August 3, 2011

Dunlap disease

This defenitions refers to skates, this is when the skate is so big you cant see the front wheel because the boot dunlapped it.

"damn look at the dunlap on those k2s"
"pat dinnis"

by t-mac October 20, 2003

Adams Disease

An incredibly annoying skin disease commonly found in young men. It infects the host, diminishing their mental capacity and reducing them to slobbering immature idiots. Also causes genital deformation and sever attraction to the same sex, leading to sever anal bleeding. Sadly, this disease progresses until the victim is completly consumed by the desire to have sex with men, becoming a complete cum dumpster.

(Rob)Hey, did you see Danial, he got the Adams Disease.

(Dave) Yea, I feel sorry for that little bitch but that asshole had it coming. Did you hear that his penis fell off?

(Rob) Damn that kid has it bad!

by revenge345 July 8, 2007

Crown's Disease

A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.

Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.

Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.

Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?

by The Original Slim Bavis January 8, 2009