Crunchyferrett

A semi domesticated animal that is known for it's foul oder

<CrunchyFerrett> For the record, I am not edible.

by Frogz November 11, 2008

CrouchClamp

A girl who keep's his guy on a leash. The girl who dominates in a relationship. Girl who pussywhips her guy.

Fuck, we lost our best friend to a crouchclamp!

by JoetheWordDog March 6, 2009

crunchers

Name camp counselors have for young campers, owing to their inability to walk through the woods quietly, used disparagingly to indicate their overall cluelessness.

Listen up, crunchers! Today we're going to learn how to tie knots and sneak up on unsuspecting dupes from Camp Wassamatta from across the lake.

by Conan the Grammarian April 9, 2009

crunch

death. pain. everything that is not fetch.(see definition on fetch). bad music. bad dance moves. fake losers. everything that sucks.

OMG ultraviolet sound didnt show up at the concert last night, how crunch.

That hideous dress made me vomit, so crunch!

Maryland is so crunch.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

Counchado

the combination of Country and Ghetto

Nina is so counchado she put duck tape on the window to keep the cold air out and also used it to keep the window up in are car.

by someCounchadofrom Louisiana February 8, 2010