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Get the Rice crispies mug.A period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven't done half the things you wanted to.
When Jake woke up one morning and saw it was July 26th, he went into a full-blown Midsummer Crisis.
"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying to rediscover June."
"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying to rediscover June."
by John Average July 26, 2009
Get the Midsummer Crisis mug.1) A person whom is never correct.
2) Not talented enough for Hollywood, too talented for teaching. Also works in reverse.
2) Not talented enough for Hollywood, too talented for teaching. Also works in reverse.
A: So, what do you do for a living?
B: I'm a movie critic.
A: I see. So, what do you tell your parents you do for a living?
B: I'm a movie critic.
A: I see. So, what do you tell your parents you do for a living?
by Thisnameistake November 17, 2016
Get the Movie Critic mug.A "Combee Critter " is a person or thing as I should say that crawls from the depths of Polk county florida . They are usually homeless in natural , and mentally ill. In their natural environment they are known to feed on crack , and mcdonald's cheeseburgers.
Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.
Seeing one is like finding bigfoot.
by Combee Critter October 2, 2020
Get the combee critter mug.A crime committed by an individual or a group for financial gain in which no citizen gets physically harmed or killed, the only victimization from these crimes are a financial loss from a corporation, a bank, or a government entity, which are usually justified by those committing these crimes because of how much those entities screw citizens on an everyday basis.
Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.
Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.
Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.
Billy Ray: Hey Jimbo, you ever heard of credit card skimming? We can go place these over the card readers at the corner store and have cvvs for days!! It's a victimless crime, definitely will not result in a trip back to the state pen for the 3rd time!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!
by SouthernWoodPecker May 15, 2022
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