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Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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Nautical cowboy

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean
After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home
by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018
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Cowboys

A western vigilante who uses a revolver and wears a cool hat

The worst team In the nfl
Fuck you dak press it I hope the cowboys go 0-17

The cowboys are way worse than the eagles
by Eagles on top November 24, 2022
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plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
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Philly Cowboy

When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.

This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.
Hey guys, who's down for a few rounds of Philly Cowboy?”
by Philly Cowboy lover May 8, 2022
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crystal cowboy

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what
by The big phink January 12, 2019
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Himalayan Cowboy

When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains
Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen
by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022
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