Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter

Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.

by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021

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Cowboy Casanova

A Carrie Underwood song

“He’s a good time; cowboy Casanova”

by Bdhuxjsbwvauisjxbch103 June 16, 2023

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Cowboy

A loudmouth (and sometimes obnoxious) jerk. Typically, a male.

Jesus! What a cowboy!

by TommyTazadeh June 27, 2023

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Dirt Box Cowboy

A gentleman who is a bit light in the Loafers, who is also an avid member of the Cheesy Wheelbarrow Pushers Club.

While playing cricket over the weekend I was asked if I'd bat for the other team. "no way!" I replied. "I ain't no Dirt Box Cowboy".

by Adlof Hilter February 28, 2023

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Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023

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Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis

Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy

by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023

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