crack n' smack

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.

"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"

by Jasmine Noel April 14, 2006

crack whore red

1)A very fake hair dye color, specifically of a pale red variety, which is most commonly applied and worn by crack whores and extremely annoying people. 2)A very poor atempt at Ariel-colored hair from The Little Mermaid.

Did you see Tami's hair? She dyed it crack whore red!

by eevuljeeneuss March 5, 2007

crack pipe

Beginner's musical instrument. Popular in the 1980's and 1990's but somehow still around due to multi-level focus group marketing on behalf of the music industry. Obscene amounts of money can be made if you can master fine instrument.

Ja Rule and 50 Cent got their start on the crack pipe and now they be millionaires

by Wigga May 13, 2003

crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

crackah

a slave driver fron the 1800's..... do the research

my great garndaddy was a crackah for your grandaddy nigger

by vladimir April 17, 2004

crack daddy

a dad that has no ass to hold his pants up. u know shaped like a funnel. his pants are always falling down especially after a beer or two...ugh!

hey kids crack daddy is home!

by crazy november March 5, 2010