milk and cookies

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

by Nick Po. August 26, 2008

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.

omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.

by Andrew Corr May 4, 2006

coodies

When your friends won't touch you because of the dirtyness one recieves after being with someone of the opposite sex that they are jealous of.

Get away! You have BLEAM COODIES!!

by Pixi, Trixi, Dixi January 17, 2005

cookie

the form of cocaine before it is made into crack "ROCKS"

"i slang cookies the size of my rims, 20 inch"

by NormaN BayteS March 16, 2003

cookie party

cookie + party = female masturbation marathon.

i believe "the sarah silverman show" reference to "cookie party" obscures its slang interpretation for comedic value.

my mom knocked on the bathroom door while i was in the middle of a cookie party

or

the only thing i wanted to do friday night was get lit and have a cookie party

by hammond eggs February 11, 2007