Cooked

A term used in to derscribe a very bad situation and there's no solution to it

School Guard : You smel like Weed
Me : I'm Cooked

by DaRealYunes July 7, 2024

waste cook

A garbage man, or someone who works in a garbage or sewage treatment plant.

"Something stinks around here, right Fred?" "Yeah, the waste cooks are baking up a storm in the next building."

by Pet-AM December 25, 2008

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Cooked

Adjective
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) a bad situation with little to no hope of recovering.

Verb
HUMOROUSLY
(of a person) do something well.

Adjective
"I'm cooked."

Verb
"HE COOKED!"

by kp04z July 11, 2024

cooked

Being done for. Synonyms: screwed, you're done for

Guy 1: I haven't done my science homework even though it's overdue!
Guy 2: You're cooked

by ursocooked April 26, 2023

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

corey cook

Someone who watches anime and hentai excessively.

Person 1: hey you know that one dude
Person 2: yeah but he is a total Corey cook
Person 1: oh

by Fuck did u do January 25, 2017