Coffee Porn

It is when a guy shove a coffee bean up his dickhole and then masturbates. He then ejaculates the bean into his partner's mouth.

Taste my coffee porn
Watch my coffee porn

by Chris Abagotado June 9, 2009

Coffee Time

A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.

Dude, like, we should go to Coffee Time cuz I got the munchies baaaad.

by supamonkey January 1, 2005

coffee

1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex

"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

Coffee Face Stink Pot

1.an extremely annoying person

2.an ugly person, see ugo

Cooper-I'm so sick of that girl trying to friend me on facebook.
Peyton-Yeah, she is such a Coffee Face Stink Pot!

by PLR8792 February 9, 2008

coffee table banger

the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.

"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"

by amana June 2, 2008

coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

by charming sorrow January 17, 2009