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Colombian Log

The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.
1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.

2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
by AcidPro08 November 8, 2018
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Color Guard

A group of people in a marching band (typically girls and flaming homosexuals) who spin and chuck into their 6-foot metal poles with 4-foot silks, wooden/plastic rifles, and unsharpened swords (sabres). These people are the most badass people in the marching band. No one fucks with the guard. They are some of the most talented people in the band. They also never have any free time due to marching band and winter guard.
Person 1: Are you free tonight?
Person 2: No, I have color guard.
by Sam Shark November 17, 2018
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Colossus

Colossus is a superhero badass with incresdible strength and amazingly good speed for his metallic organic steel. But the poor guy took one for the team and died by the legacy virus

PS he came back and kicked everyone's ass
That Colossus is heroic
by Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin November 22, 2018
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colorfications

Our offer on that house was rejected because we didn’t meet the colorfications to live in that neighborhood.
by YostinViza December 19, 2018
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Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.
T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*
by Thesander March 5, 2019
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color wheel

Referring to having sex with every ethnicity of women. White, black, asian, there is no discrimination.
by awfulwaffel22 March 7, 2019
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