Someone who is obsessed with food and stores it in places where no one will find it, such as laundry baskets, drying machines, ect.
I went to my cousin's house yesterday and was looking for a t-shirt in the laundry basket when I found her stash of cookies, fruit roll-ups, and brownies. Shes such a closet case food-hoarder.
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i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''
he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.
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by awesome456 May 3, 2010
Get the bit my lip and close my eyes mug.This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
Dude, did you hear about Ellen?
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009
Get the Closet Monster mug.Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.
Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.
Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.
If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.
Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.
Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.
Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.
If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.
Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.
Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:
Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.
Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."
Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.
Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."
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