Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007

Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris

Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris

by BgFsh August 26, 2009

Chuck Norris

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

by Maria is amazing August 6, 2008

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 10, 2010

Chuck e Cheese

Chuck e Cheese is an arcade for little kids. That's what they want you to think while they drug your kids and gang bang them behind the register.

Mom: "I just dropped my kids off at Chuck e Cheese".
Moms friend: "Why? My daughter got her ass penetrated there".

by Trump Stump December 15, 2016

Chuck Norris

The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God

I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris

by Tom1ner August 17, 2008