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abilene christian

A college where 90% of created madden characters come from
My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team
by kinda true May 12, 2021
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Kevin Christian

A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.
by kenneman June 8, 2021
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Rehab Christian

A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian
by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023
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christian liosi

if you’re a christian liosi, you are swag af. slay swaggy queen. slay the day away. make sure you please those soldiers!!!! soldiers wouldn’t be very pleased if you didn’t. you scallywiggle. bizzydumizzlizzyglizzy. in 1796
by bird321 January 16, 2023
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Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
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Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.
blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.
by Blakepwner January 25, 2011
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Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.
by A random somebody July 18, 2008
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