Chinese Aloha

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

by Greenandred June 25, 2009

chinese abortion

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.

Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.

by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010

CHINESE FIREDRILL

Any incident involving mass confusion, esp. involving a particularly large crowd. Basically, a bunch of people panicing when they really shouldn't be.

"Trying to evacuate the city before the hurricane hit was like a chinese fire drill; people were running everywhere."

by Telegram Sam April 26, 2003

Chinease Bullrush

When a complete asshole fucks you out of a situation becoming ignorant to you.

Waiting paitenly for room to move into the parking spot in a crowded mall parking lot near Christmas, some asshole did a chinease bullrush and dicked me out of my parking spot.

by Mike the Antichrist January 30, 2009

The Chinese Virus

According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.

Trump:people are suffering from the Chinese virus🦠

by F*ck me in the a** March 21, 2020

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008