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michael charles

Big broad sexy black guy that gets all the girls. He is good at football and basketball and is better than Ryan at everything
by Jokes716 May 6, 2019
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Lake Charles, Louisiana

This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.
Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
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sir charles

(noun)
a slut who loves sucking big dicks
by sir charles the third January 19, 2024
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stan charles

john - WHERES MY DOLE

post office - Stan robbed it all

stan charles
by owen mulligan January 2, 2020
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Charles Leclerc

The sexiest walking red flag. A F1 driver for Ferrari. Likes to link up with girls in the same friend group who, if you were to ask a random stranger, could all be sisters.
“Charles Leclerc’s racing suit really suits him.”
“Yeah, because he’s a walking red flag both physically and literally.”
by lestappenownsme December 3, 2023
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The Charles Effect

The Charles effect is named after F1 driver Charles Leclerc and it’s when a driver wears a bandana around there head.
Daniel Riccardo-“ Lando’s wearing a bandana!”
George Russell-“Ah it’s the Charles effect!”
by Chloe_leannexx January 11, 2022
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Charles Fitzpatric

He seems nice at first, but dont be fooled. He is a self-centered dick that will stop at nothing to screw you over.
omg is that Charles Fitzpatric?
YEAH he's a total dick
by depresso esspresso October 12, 2021
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