the name for a steriotype, where all canadians walk to school in 6 feet of snow, uphills both ways, wearing grampas pjamas. Most of these canadians live in igloos and wears touques all the time while eating seal blubber and saying "Eh?" after every sentence.
Dan: wanna go catch a fresh batch of seal Eh? up here in canadia?
Corey: sure eh?
Travis: nah, i cant go eh, i gotta go to america, get mugged, shot and an AIDS.
Corey: sure eh?
Travis: nah, i cant go eh, i gotta go to america, get mugged, shot and an AIDS.
by not a dumbass american December 19, 2006
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The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
by *Polar Bear* September 9, 2008
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by eleedub February 28, 2010
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1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
1. Hockey.
2. Being owned by The British.
It is sometimes referred to as the Northern United States, but far sissier. Instead of telling the British to Fuck off like the US did, it bent over and continues to take it anally from our friends across the Atlantic with the funny accents.
Canada has only 5 professional hockey teams and none of them have won the Stanley Cup in years.
They have one National hero as opposed to the US who have thousands. That one hero is named Sidney Crosby, aka, Cindy.
He is a whining hockey player who enjoys being cornholed by beefy men. When he gets drilled another way into the boards and has a career ending injury, he will be a nobody and Canada will again only have it's love of being owned by the British to make them happy.
That guy wearing a Crosby jersey and taking it in the ass sure looks like Sidney Crosby. In fact it is Crosby. My god he is acting like such a Canadian.
by Dick driller April 20, 2010
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