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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
mugGet the cunt daymug.

Voteflake cunt

Someone who tries to talk shit about people refusing to accept the 2020 election with out evidence when there bitch asses cried about Russian collusion and cried for four years about Trump wasn’t their President
The voteflake cunt is such a hypocrite. Hopefully old Joe passes another crime bill that puts their family back in jail.
by Cock Diesil December 24, 2020
mugGet the Voteflake cuntmug.

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
mugGet the Cunt's Tendermug.

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015
mugGet the cunt satchelmug.

cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
mugGet the cunt-stubblemug.

muggy cunt

1) A gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates.

2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.
Your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts

I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt
by Johnny S December 19, 2005
mugGet the muggy cuntmug.

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.
Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.
by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016
mugGet the cunt crusadermug.

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