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cum vampire

Cum Vampire or Cum-vampire

1) a woman who sucks cum out of a cock like a vampire drinking blood.

2) a woman who sucks cock with great enthusiasm

3) a woman who sucks cock with the express purpose of receiving a mouth cum of cum.
1) "She's a real cum vampire when she sucks"

2) "My wife was a cum vampire last night!"

3) "I'm a cum vampire- I can't seem to get enough!"
by marriedct May 19, 2008
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cum pie

when a guy cums in a girl or guy's ass and that action when that person farts out the cum cuasing it to squirt out of that person's ass
watch out when you cum pie hoe! it almost got on my feet.
by gage k April 10, 2005
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cum shelves

Large breasts that when you release your load on them they hold your cum very well.
Id love to cum all over those cum shelves.
by Sinful December 17, 2006
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Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.
Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though
by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014
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cum tunnel

A delightfully descriptive wording for "vagina".
Betty's cum tunnel is a tattered ghost of a once prized poon.
by Nathan Matthews November 9, 2007
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Cum scar

A rite of passage for the rightful heir to the cum throne it symbolizes the young princes dedication to become emperor of cum the cum scar is only achievable if gallons of cum is poured directly into your open wound causing excruciating agony
I doth protest he nay even has a cum scar let alone royal cum
by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020
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Cum Show

Event

In a theatrical setting, a stage full of naked men being revealed by an opening red curtain, each of them edging for hours, rush to front stage and climax simultaneously, swinging their cocks while cumming, spraying the audience with cum.

A real fucked up event leaving everyone feeling confused and questioning what actually just happened.
Yeah, I went to the party last night. Things were getting out of hand from the start and before I knew it, I had front row tickets to the worlds greatest Cum Show.
by Rock_Hard November 29, 2021
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