oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by 5.0so September 5, 2015

birthday cake ice cream

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.

"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."

by Abaybay April 15, 2008

custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010

Whipped Cream

When a man ejaculates onto a bodily surface, and begins rubbing vigorously the semen that has been dispersed onto the skin; Creating a fluffy white, "Whipped" Cream.

I just jizzed on her back, and made whipped cream by rubbing it really hard and fast.

by pewtypewter December 20, 2014

Hello ice cream truck

The Good Humor vehicle that rolls through your neighborhood incessantly while playing a loud jingle. Every 15 secods or so, the music pauses and an excited voice shouts, "HELLO!"

Hello!!! Ice Cream!!!

by mmmm hello ice cream July 1, 2005