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after the fact check

To be in a public place, do something that is usually only done in private followed by an immediate glance in all directions to see if anyone noticed.
Andy walked into the classroom while texting and absent mindedly passed gas. He quickly realized his surroundings and did an after the fact check by looking around to see if anyone heard.
by Uncle Punky November 9, 2013
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im going to check you

I'm going to check you meaning in physical violence or lying through your teeth.
by Passion T January 24, 2014
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Cut the Check

Stop with the tude *when someone needs to stop bussin*
One person A: I’m so sexy

Second person B: man cut the check
by Thestinky4lokos February 15, 2021
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can you check me?

when a girl asks a friend or s/o to look and see if she has period stains on her pants
-"hey can you check me?"
-"yeah, you're good"
by hotbabe69420 August 2, 2022
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oil check

similar to the ass ram or the butt fuck, it involves invading your partners asshole like a dipstick on a car's oil gauge
"Dude, I checked your girlfriend's oil last night."
by a-bizzle February 28, 2003
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brake check

The ILLEGAL act of intentionally slamming your own brakes in order for another driver tailgating you to rear-end your own car.

Many people do not realize it, but it is the person who slammed on his/her brakes that are at fault, not the tailgater.

If the police finds out about this, the tailgater will most likely be cited for following too close, and fined, but the brake checker will be arrested for reckless driving, and charged with a misdemeanor (or felony if someone gets injured or killed).
Brake checker: This driver behind me is following too close, time to brake check.

Tailgater: Your fault, not mine.

Brake checker: No, it's your fault, because you were following too close.

Tailgater: Let's see what the police says.

Police officer: Tailgater, this is a citation for following too close. Take care of that as soon as possible.

Tailgater: Thank you officer.

Brake checker: I'd better be on my way.

Police officer: No, you're coming with me. You're under arrest for driving recklessly with the intent to cause an accident.

Brake checker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tailgater: U mad bro?
by brandonmorris1950 September 18, 2012
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