dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Ken Carson

Who is Ken Carson?

For the blind, he's light.

For the hungry, he's bread.

For the sick, he's the cure.

For the sad, he's joy.

For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.

Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.

by charismatic demonstrator February 24, 2024

Mr Cars

has autisam/dislixea and cant spel or do job for shit

mr cars do your job

by biden joe March 25, 2024

Brice Carstens

A guy with a big ass penis growing around a foot long.

Person 1: Why is his penis so long?
Person 2: Probably because it's Brice Carstens.

by BigBoyNamedJohn April 1, 2025

On Cars

Similar to “for real” or “on god” but referring to the 2006 Pixar animated movie ‘Cars’

John: it’s so hot in here I feel like I’m melting
Joe: on cars

by Chimmy123 March 11, 2026

Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt

"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"

by Kencarsonsnipples July 4, 2025