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personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
by Chowmein October 31, 2013
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Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.
"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."
by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
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moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.
Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner
by Shinny momma February 6, 2015
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Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
by kevro February 11, 2015
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The boner game

Game; A race to see who can get hard the fastest without aid from pictures or touch.
by yaldi July 11, 2014
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Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015
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