The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

tingle button

A term used to describe a man's butthole during sex.

I love what you did to my tingle button last night.

by Slypknotic September 5, 2021

so buttons

Sow buttons is what you say instead of so what? Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so… and it’s something my fathers mother told him when he was young and he says it to me his daughter and I will continue with saying it to my children. It’s been in my family for over 100 years so yeah it’s a family saying. Rand

Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so so buttons

by Misswillowglen January 12, 2023

15 Buttons

This name means precision, confidence and loyalty. The literal 15 buttons is the exact number of buttons present in a quality shirt.

Confidence is implied with tailored shirts custom to fit, size and style.

Loyalty comes naturally. Also not forgetting the combination of quirkiness with quality.

If you do not have a 15 Buttons Shirt in life you’re definitely missing out on something.

“Wow, was he always this charming? I bet he is wearing 15 Buttons”

by Ruhi Malwani November 24, 2021

button

A butt that appears to weigh a ton.

That woman needs to work off her button.

by Ereck Flowers July 5, 2017

Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.

Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."

by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025

full button

someone who is both full of themselves and as cute as a button, so one cannot resist them.

I REALLY want to make out with the full button over there, but he probably only kisses himself...

by daJESSter983 July 7, 2009