Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

belbow fucker.

To masturbate with ones elbows, this may be shared as a fetish, and practised upon ones friend.

Man Gordon is a belbow fucker for sure.
Wow, i bet that guy gives a good belbow.

by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004

fear-fucker

A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia

"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"

by Cyn March 18, 2004

mother fucker

A person with an unnaturally close relationship with the female half of their parentage.

You sir, are a mother fucker.

by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 15, 2008

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013