Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
Get the Brian Etzelmug. To have consensual sexual affiliations with a drunk four while in some grass(usually in a neighbors yard)
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who was in the grass last night?
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
Person 2: Yes, she got brianed and enjoyed every minute of it.
by joeyknows October 26, 2022
Get the Brianedmug. A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
Get the Brianmug. by Lotion69 November 9, 2020
Get the Brianmug. "Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025
Get the Brian Tumormug. by cool kid03 September 20, 2016
Get the brian mccoulughmug. An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
Get the Brian Wilsonmug.