Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Vernon Breadbox

A female who uses an large quantities of feminine hygiene products so that it forms yeast balls that fall from both sides of the underwear and treats symptoms associated with that of a catastrophic yeast infection.

As Ashley walked to the shower, yeast balls fell from her Vernon Breadbox.

by FDOT September 30, 2016

the bread is in the toaster

A phrase used to indicate that something is cool and legit

Can also be used to indicate a plan is in motion

Awesome man, bread in the toaster.

That party was toasty af.

Everything is ready, the bread is in the toaster.

by coolbeans69 October 4, 2016

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 13, 2017

waiting bread

The free bread you receive from restaurants while waiting for your meal.

"Damn I don't even need my meal to come, this is the best damn waiting bread I've ever had!"

by Jakcnllyy June 24, 2017

banana bread salad

When you're tossing the salad, you throw up at the same time but you keep going.

"Bro, I was tossing the salad last night but it turned into a banana bread salad. Was wicked cool."

by Pickleboi890 October 19, 2017