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Bastard break up

The act of behaving like a bastard towards your partner, who you want to break up with but dont acctually have the guts to do. the idea is, if you behave like enough of an arsehole to you partner, eventually they will break up with you sparing you from acctually having to do it yourself. Usually purportrated by men but women however are not exempt from doing this either.
"hey where is Glen? I havn't seen him with you lately?"

"he wont return my calls and he is behaving like a real jerk for no reason lately. I think he is attempting a bastard break up."
by Jikella February 13, 2010
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Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009
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Jake Break

The act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. The main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail
Hey, have you seen Deantwaann lately?

No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself
by lancel August 6, 2011
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A break

When someone in the relationship wants to break up but they’re being a scary bitch about it and dont wanna say it straight up so they use “lets take a break” so they can talk to other people while the other person is waiting for them to “figure it out
This isn’t working out babe we need a break we are too toxic
by Me lonely bou April 18, 2019
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California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )
After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.
by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010
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jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 1, 2006
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