Brandon

No good ass nigga , always lying. Only good for dick .. Can't do shit for you !

Don't get no fucking Brandon bad for business

by prettyqueen December 21, 2016

Brandon

A fat shit smelling bitch that doesn't take showers, doesn't know that soap was invented because he never uses it, he smells like papa johns cheese, he really loves fat bitches with a passion also he farts when he gets scared, he has his own gravitational pull, he looks like sherk's cousin, and smells like the swamp sherk's from.

What's that shit smell? Must be a Brandon around. He's such a fucking Brandon.

by Triston December 4, 2017

Brayden

An individual obsessed with cleansing the world of all humor and obscenity, created by the YouTuber M3RKMUS1C to parody the family friendly pg clean community

"This is Family Friendly Brayden! I demand you to break 100,000 likes to free M3RKMUS1C!"
-M3rk as Brayden in his first video

by M3RKFANBOI May 6, 2018

brayden

he’s a bitch never trust a brayden. he will leave you on open all the time and he will never text you back. he might also be very dry when texting you.

girl #1: why are you crying

girl #2: brayden..he he left me

girl #1: i told you not to trust him

by hazelnuts March 30, 2020

Brayden

Someone who is a simp

Brayden simp

by JRJFJRJDKVKEJXJGJEJXJRJS May 24, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009