clothing edition boomer

basically the parents of gen-z
will sexualise every single piece of clothing
thinks that short skirts = whxre
thinks that fishnets = slxtty
basically very annoying >:(
HOWEVER- not all boomers are like that- Please remember-
Boy A- "jeez my mom is such a boomer.."
Boy B- "What did she do?"
Boy A- "she won't buy me cat ears because they're 'tOo sExUaL'. Smh.."
Boy B- "dang bro, she a clothing edition boomer-"
by Sashas-white-teacup April 08, 2021
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Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.
I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.
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Army Boomer

A serving member who thinks that those who didn't enlist in their generation earlier are soft, entitled or woke. Army Boomers are the type to obsess over old school figures real/fictional like R Lee Ermey or John Rambo.

They are:
- Hypocritical in demanding respect when they have disrespected people who served for their race, gender or even sexual orientation and other characteristics.
- Willfully ignorant in realizing that times are changing and that it is a soldier's duty to adapt to changing conditions but rather than adapt or quit they choose to complain without taking action.
- Arrogant in thinking that being in the military makes you better than a civilian which defeats the narrative that the military is a selfless service. Often they carry an insecurity towards their own masculinity which manifests in being really defensive over criticism of the organization they serve or the need to say they served.
- In denial of recognizing that the past generations that served were not perfect and often romanticized those days despite not necessarily living in those days.
- always bragging about past accomplishments and yet can't conveniently name any accomplishments now. Always obsessing with the past which is a red flag that they think abuse is discipline or an old school way which is an admission that they approved or practiced the methods in the past.
Sgt: fucking snowflakes, back in my day we didn't have to talk about feelings and we had to take it like real soldiers! The last good soldier was in the 1980s.
Pvt: What's wrong with the Sergeant?
Cpl: Ahh don't worry, he's just being an army Boomer.
by joelstius March 10, 2023
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Boomer Doomer

SARS COV2 aka COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Miss Rona. The virus that shut down most of the world economy, caused mass panic and tended to have a taste for boomers.
Grandma, you better stop telling me what to do or I’ll put you in and old folks home where you’ll catch the boomer doomer with the rest of the old folks.
by LordGodKel June 05, 2020
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boomerates

When all the horrible stuff you did as a kid comes back to haunt you being a boomer
To remember fun times but when your own kids boomerate you want to scream. The haunting of your past-present. Boomer-bummer. Boomerates.
by Sweet Sam January 11, 2021
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boomerates

When all the horrible stuff you did as a kid comes back to haunt you being a boomer
To remember fun times but when your own kids boomerate you want to scream. The haunting of your past-present. Boomer-bummer. Boomerates.
by Sweet Sam January 10, 2021
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Boomer Necking

When you are playing a video game particularly an FPS and you're leaning forward so much trying to spot enemies you look like a boomer reading an email. Could be as much as 6 inches away from the screen just trying to figure out if an enemy is there or not. This term originated playing Hell Let Loose and other tactical shooters where the engagement ranges are very long and enemy players can sometimes be just a handful of pixels.
I'm boomer necking this ridge so hard right now, if any one pixel moves I can take a shot.

Bro I can't stop boomer necking this angle, my back is actually getting sore lol.

- Is that a tank?

- No, I've been boomer necking that position it's already destroyed.
by ReconPete February 02, 2025
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