Birthday-Shift

The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.

"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."

"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."

by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010

First birthday

The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.

I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.

by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013

Birthday Nigga

a "birthday nigga" is when its a fagget nigga's birthday

"whatup birthday nigga so wheres the cake im fucking starving

by Christian_Martinez April 27, 2023

Logan's p. Birthday

say happy birthday to a Logan

WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"

by Ncheried March 29, 2021

Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.

Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that

by Spoodigus November 14, 2022

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

Birthday Dance

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.

Mark: Birthday Dance
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Carly: STOP...
March 17 at 6:15pm ·

Mark: Birthday Dance
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Carly: i dont get it?
March 10 at 8:34pm
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010