Birthday Dance

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.

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Carly: STOP...
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Carly: i dont get it?
March 10 at 8:34pm
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010

Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.

Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.

by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

St. Louis Birthday

Celebrating a birthday/event an hour early/late depending on your time zone

Happy birthday!

But dude it’s 11 pm. We still have another hour…
Happy St. Louis birthday!

by Tdanella June 21, 2025

Parisienne birthday candles

Cigarettes

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.

by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

birthday fever

(applies to certain people only) when a person you used to have a crush, situationship or any other type of romantic history's birthday comes up, you suddenly think about them and feelings reemerge. for some, these feelings dissipate again, but for some no. (only applies if you know this person's birthday)

example: I started thinking about Logan a few days ago and I thought I was over him, but turns out it was just birthday fever.

by anonymous July 22, 2023

Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016