ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

by Malicious_Activity November 28, 2016

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

The bacon bap

1G of Marijuana.

Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"

by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018

Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.

“Tactical bacon, dude?”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018