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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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car brother

1. Someone related to you that you carpool with.
2. The car owned by a related brother.

3. Someone related to you that owns the same car such as a brother or brother-in-law.
4. Another way to say carburetor.
My car brother drives me to first week and then I drive him the next week.

My car brother has a nice car.

Hey!! We're car brothers!

I need to replace the spark plug on my car brother.
by jaylookerwooga December 16, 2023
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RIM BROTHER

R.I.M. is a term and or acronym used to accuse Men of being violent towards Women in America. This term was used by Male Feminists and Female Feminists to identify and link the rim brothers to crime without according to the FBI watch list of the Manosphere as a whole.
You are a RIM BROTHER... "A no good sucker"
by Manosphere July 15, 2024
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Eskimo brother

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that person's eskimo brother.
Winston, "Hey Kang, we both had sex with Tiff!"

Kang, "We did? That's great, that means we're both eskimo brothers!"
by Winchez July 24, 2024
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half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with another living being.
Half-brother.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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co-brother-in-law

Spouse's sibling's husband.
co-brother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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