Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

by TotallyToastedTowlie May 6, 2010

Banana ice cream

this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)

"i think i have frost bite on my dick from all that banana ice cream"

by Steven Salazar 3rd February 9, 2005

banana peel

A klonopin/clonazepam pill. It is yellow and sweet to the taste, similar to a banana. When you eat them, it is not uncommon to suddenly lose your balance, as if you had stepped on a banana peel. This is known as slippin.

"Hey man, got any banana peels?"
"Nah, I heard this man named Leslie does though..."
"A man named Leslie?"
"Yup, he's always slippin."

by AYKAY47 April 7, 2008

banana hammer

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

Banana Split

When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.

while in class...

ana, "look at the teacher crotch"

juju, "ughh thats nasty"

ana, "that looks like a banana split !"

juju "thats gross"

ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"

by anabanana123 November 25, 2009

banana

A long yellow fruit that is known to resemble a penis.

Bananas are yellow. Yay.

by ... April 9, 2005