when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
by Mk127 October 24, 2012
Get the Maggie Moment mug.A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
by sovietjamie February 28, 2020
Get the man moment mug.A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.
Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.
Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch
Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...
Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*
Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
by ViolentChick February 14, 2010
Get the douchebag moment mug.When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
by Deborah Spicer July 3, 2006
Get the Jagermeister Moment mug.Tuomas moment is when you either manage do die to a skeleton several times or if you SOMEHOW manage to fly head first into a lantern.
Person 1: Person 2 really just flew into a lantern and then got spawn camped by skeletons.
Person 3: Yeah, that really is a Tuomas Moment
Person 3: Yeah, that really is a Tuomas Moment
by VolcanoWolf August 18, 2022
Get the Tuomas Moment mug.by gmanusm June 23, 2016
Get the Hannah Moment mug.Anastasia moment – is the ultimate Murphy’s law moment (“Everything that can and cannot go wrong, will go wrong”). It is when a person (not necessarily someone who goes by the Greek name Anastasia), had good intentions, but somehow lost control of things, causing them to backfire and go so wrong that one would think that “that’s it, there’s no way out”. However, because the name Anastasia means “resurrection”, the things magically work out, leaving the person at the butt end of the joke seemingly unscathed (only slightly humiliated) .
- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
by AnaBronana May 2, 2018
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