Tits in an asshole

When a women inserts her tit into a man or womans rectum.

Your mother stuck her tits in an asshole

by dmilleville90 November 21, 2009

beaner asshole

joseph paul barrera. he is a total beaner asshole because he's mexican & he treats the most amazing girl in the world like a bag of shittt. she really loved him, but noooooo he had to be a lil BITCH. FUCK YOU JOE! I HATE YOU. -he's also my ex boyfriend. i hate him & his ugly ass girlfriend. she's so fucking ugly.

joe is a beaner asshole, fuck him.

by sierraaa baby<3 May 6, 2008

shut up asshole

Jon's way of shutting someone up.

Shut up asshole.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

asshole deepthroat

The act of putting two fish hooks on each side of one's asshole and having two monstertrucks rip it apart followed by a monster cock plunged into the gaping asshole and the monster cock cums in the asshole for two minutes (no more,no less) then the monster cock is pulled out and plunged in the whore's mouth and then the whore takes a huge shit.

"Dude did you hear about james giving an asshole deepthroat to Jane? I heard he threw up in the process and then ate it and shat it out on her mom that night."

by fool June 12, 2004

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

asshole puncher

A guy who likes to fuck other men in the ass. When you find one mace `em in the eyes and run.

Watch out boys Bob is an asshole puncher.

by DennisIsEvil July 11, 2007

asshole pie

the mix of macroni and cold bacon in one dish, tastes like your girlfriend's ugly sister's gooch. tastes like salad the has chinese goat milk all over it, and chunks of meaty cardboard.

guy 2: "dude, you let the noodles sit in the pot for too long..

guy 1: dont worry, we can throw cold bacon in there!

guy 2: good idea, sir.

guy 2: its done.

guy 1: well, taste it??

guy 2: it taste like someone just took a shit on a salad!!

guy 1: its asshole pie, we shall feed it to the world."

by el hombre from pee wee March 16, 2010