Renaissance academy

The worst school you could possibly go to. The high school section is mostly potheads and retards. Maximum of 5 genuine people in the entire school, including teachers. Nobody gives a fuck about you, and they will gladly let you know it. The dean of students is a pain in the ass, as well as the high school principal. You get written up for using headphones, suspended for shit you didn’t even do, and expelled for a hypothetical conversation. If you do manage to make a genuine friend, they’ll be at a different school the next year by their own choice. 75% of the school lives in Norristown, so unless you live there, good luck hanging out with anyone outside of school because the only people who go to RA within a 10 mile radius of you are kindergarteners. On the not so rare occasion that a fight breaks out, somebody is going to the ER. Kids threatening to shoot up the school with lego guns.

***IF YOU HAVE A CHOICE ABOUT COMING HERE... DON’T, WE CAN’T AFFORD ANY MORE RETARDS***

1: yo where you go to school
2: renaissance academy
1: oh shit... sorry for your loss

by Doesn’t_matter July 11, 2019

cromer academy

a shithole school full of drugs and druggies

person: i go to cromer academy
person 2: what drugs are you on

by valentinaxoxo April 28, 2019

skinners academy

This is a school is in hackney, It’s very very strict and full of wanna be roadman, i knew this guy that brought a shank to school and started crying when he got caught. This school has students that are either from; Jamaica, Kurds/Turks or Latin. Their are students that are from other places but it’s few. If you start year 7 here you will be so quite but after a few months you would be trying to pressure olders even tho you’ll end up getting robbed. Don’t go to this school it’s shit

“ ah he/she goes to that school skinners academy that is full of wannabe roadman! “

by What are you doing pepperrrrrr January 3, 2020

Bourne Academy

A school which is full of Year 7s acting like roadmen, teachers who don't give a shit about their job, doing something small will land you in detention and Year 11s dating Year 7 and Year 9 girls. You'd be better off missing out on secondary education if you have to go here.

"Oh shit, I have to go to that school!"
"What school?"
"Bourne Academy"
"Wish you luck mate"

by Doomer_Chiaki September 22, 2020

Bloxwich academy

one of the worst schools in britain, the girls are ugly asf, the lads are stupid and people literally get kicked out for stealing haribos.

imagine going to bloxwich academy. lmao i feel sorry for you.

by waleh October 21, 2020

Enlightium Academy

Enlightium Academy is a Christian academy which tricks you, cuz looks can be deceiving, its actually a living HELL!!! THEY CAN TAKE THERE EA POLICY AND SHOVE IT, SEE IF I GIVE 2 FLYING PURPLE FUCKS<3 Mr. L can suk my duck:P

Damn, Enlightium Academy sucks.

by softball_sis023 March 31, 2022