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alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.
Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
by Robot2008 January 5, 2009
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Alaskan Bull Worm

When you shit in a girls mouth and tuck tape it shut, shove a Popsicle in her anus until the shit comes out of her nose in the shape of a bull ring
by Gandolf the black November 30, 2013
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Alaskan Pipeline

When a women takes a dump into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo once it has hardened.
Molly enjoys an Alaskan Pipeline every thursday morning.
by Niko Morella April 11, 2011
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Alaskan Anal

When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.
Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."
by Zooted696969 May 19, 2013
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Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013
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Alaskan Road Trip

When two guys in the same car get road head at the same time, normally by two girls in the same car.
Yo man did you hear that Drew and Jake went on an Alaskan Road Trip with Samantha and Darrien?
by Carlos Weinerton January 18, 2015
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