Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011
Absurd, stream-of-consciousness phrase used by Zach Galifianakis in a stand-up routine in Luna Park, West Hollywood, California in January 1999. The term has come to be a broader vehicle for closing an argument or putting a speaker off balance. This use can be viewed on YouTube by searching for "Zach Galifanakis Luna Park 1999". The line occurs about about 5:31 into the routine.
From Zach Glifianakis' 1999 Luna Park, West Hollywood comedy routine:
"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"
"Why do I sit around Indian-style on my hardwood floor, yelling out to myself, 'You ain't got no pancake mix!'?"
by MrFrankBlack November 02, 2011
Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018
Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
by Left In Walmart September 14, 2018
1. The perfect way to shut up a annoying preacher person who shows up out of nowhere. Proven from a popular youtube video titled, 'You ain't got no pancake mix.'.
The video gained even more popularity from a RWJ(raywilliamjohnson) video.
2. The best comeback for anything.
The video gained even more popularity from a RWJ(raywilliamjohnson) video.
2. The best comeback for anything.
1. Annoying person: If you do not believe in God you will go to hell, and burn for ever.
You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
Annoying person:........
2. Your common jackass: Your a weak minded little fag with no life.
You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!
You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
Annoying person:........
2. Your common jackass: Your a weak minded little fag with no life.
You: YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!
by Thatreallyannoyinglosergirl June 22, 2010
a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix
Preacher: You all going to hell!
Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!
Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under
Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!
Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under
by YAGNPM June 26, 2010
by ChimpyKing June 27, 2010